Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	7524	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	180665
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1704	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	8178	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	938898
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

A small but friendly and growing community! Grief Prevention (/Help Tutorials) Set Claim Flags (/Help) Earned Ranks (/Help Ranks & /Rankup) Playtime Rewards An in-game Perk Shop to unlock useful perks such as more health! Economy Player Shops Quests McMMO Friendly Community PvE Custom Items (/ItemMenu, /IM). E.g. Craft Speed III potions! We CARE about YOUR feedback! Don’t like something? Let us know on our Discord server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Villages Defended:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9826	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2970	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.