Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	198
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	2180
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4672	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Potions Brewed:	79	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8708
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	117
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7227
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!