Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlotPlay

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We cordially invite you to the PlotPlay.pl server On the server you will find: ・Custom 5000×5000 grid map with various dungeon structures. ・Customowe moby. ・Lucky blocki. ・Kingdoms (create your kingdom and fight for domination). ・Easier tree felling. ・Many updates. ・Nice and helpful administration. Earn coins by mining ores: ・By mining raw materials such as coal, iron, diamonds and netherite, there is a chance that you will additionally mine coins thanks to which you can purchase many interesting items with the /rank command!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	578180

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Express Box

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

We strive to make Express Box unique compared to other servers. Therefore we have created a state of the art PvP-Enabled map including medieval themed builds such as castles and towers. We have also mixed in multiple other biomes to increate the originality of the server.

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1536

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreeperGames

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

We are CreeperGames, a Minecraft network for Java and Bedrock version, we’ll see you there https://discord.gg/7zSNpMs8BP

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Oasisverse

Roleplay

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ciphersky

Economy, Survival

Ciphersky is a 100% non pay to win Minecraft SMP server. That focuses on giving you a great SMP experience. We do not sell any items on our store that will give someone a advantage over other players. We offer a free unlimited land claiming system. Awesome custom enchants and daily, weekly & monthly log in rewards

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AyorMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Ayormc is a Minecraft network with tons of game modes for you to play and enjoy!

We don’t ruin our game modes with pay2win features like the majority of the competition.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

THIS SERVER IS ONLY BOXPVP SERVER 1.20.1 so much fun with friends with friends enjoys <3 with friends enjoys <3 enjoys <3

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	6799	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ToastCraft – 1.20 – 1.20.4 Towny McMMO Survival Server

Deadchest, MCMMO, Rtp, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny, Vote, Voterewards, Votifier

ToastCraft

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Join our Discord server: discord.gg/cv39S9Ff9H

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HearthCraft SMP (1.20): A no-griefing, no-resets economy experience

120server, 120update, Antigrief, Auctions, Awesome, Cavesandcliffs, Chill, Claims, Community, Communitybased, Communitydiscord, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Economies, Economy, Events, Girefprevention, International, Laidback, Landclaiming, Levelup, MCMMO, Mypet, Nogrief, Nonpay2win, Nonwhitelist, Nop2w, Nopaytowin, Notp2w, Relaxed, Small, smp, SMPs, Survival, Survivals, Trailsandtales, Usa

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.0% pay-to-win perk system.Resource worlds (resets monthly)DynmapZero tolerance for any form of hate speech.Pet systemLevel-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy.Land ClaimingmcMMOActive and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc.Marriage plugin/wild (random teleport) commandLeaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Technical

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in VirginiaUses PurpurBlock logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver./pl is publicNo keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default.Difficulty = HardMain world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000.No entity culling, mob stacking, or other plugin-reliant farm limitations.

Links

Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.netRules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rulesIP: play.hearthcraft.netStatistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RoyaleAnarchy

Anarchy

Anarchy Server Information: -Version: 1.12.2 -IP: royaleanarchy.me -Dupes: FrameDupe 30% -/tpa /home /sethome /nc Discord : discord.royaleanarchy.me Web page: https://hardanarchy.craftingstore.net

Official Server Authorized By: HardAnarchy.ga Server Premium Not Premium 🙂

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoCrystal Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

NoCrystal is an anarchy server with end crystals disabled and 1.8 pvp. The crafting dupe is currently the only dupe.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Zodiac

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Survival 1.20.1JAVA and BEDROCK MMORPG Custom with modified monsters and increased difficulty plus many new features!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3937	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ShinyCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

⛏️ Minecraft Country – A mostly vanilla PvE survival server. ✨

Chill, Claims, Dynamicmap, fortnite, Friendly, Griefprevention, Gui, Map, Menus, mrbeast, multiplayer, Nolag, Nopvp, Onlinemap, PvE, Relaxed, Survival, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival, Viaversion, Website

Welcome to Minecraft Country, the Ultimate Co-Op Minecraft Server! If you’re seeking a truly immersive and collaborative Minecraft experience, look no further. Our server is a haven for those who appreciate the beauty of vanilla gameplay, but enjoy tools and mechanics to make default gameplay more convenient. Dive into a PvE-only world where players can come together to craft their own unique realm.

At Minecraft Country, we uphold strict server rules to ensure a level playing field. Cheating in any form, be it through mods, hacks, or third-party software, is strictly forbidden. We foster a friendly and respectful community. To stake your claim in this virtual world, simply place a chest and follow our straightforward land-claiming instructions. Our commitment to constant improvement means that we’re always listening to our players’ feedback, with new features and mechanics added regularly.

We’ve also introduced innovative changes & additions – like player claims, changes to the day night cycle, and changes to hunger mechanics to enhance your gameplay. Additionally, at Minecraft Country, we believe in enhancing your exploration experience. Our dynamic live map, easily accessible via links on our server website or in-game with the /map chat command, provides a captivating top-down view of the world. This invaluable tool not only helps you navigate and locate points of interest but also enables you to connect with fellow players, spot mobs, and identify land claims. It’s a game-changer for those seeking to embark on epic adventures and collaborate effectively in our vibrant virtual world.

Currently, we support Java Edition exclusively, so fire up your Java client, add our server IP address, and join us in crafting the ultimate cooperative adventure. Discover the joy of pure Minecraft camaraderie at Minecraft Country, where “vanilla” is anything but ordinary.

You can find lots more information at our website. You can also find many of our links and commands in a convenient in-game GUI by using the /menu or /m command in chat.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!