Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KoalaServers | 1.20.4, Survival, Creative, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Ranks, Player Shops, McMMO, Jobs!

Survival

KoalaServers SMP is a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ranshops, and warps.

We have a PvE world, which is our main economy survival world. Creative plots, resource world.

KoalaServers

/AHTrade with other players!

/SHOPWe aim to take the boring out, while still keeping the core challange/thrill of mining and collecting items!

LAND CLAIMINGClaim land for you and your friends,build up a small town together or conquer the world!

NPC’sInteract with NPC’s! (Work in progress)

Join our Discord server and chat with other players,plus stay up-to-date with announcements and event happeningsYou can also chat to the Minecraft server to players online!

https://www.koalaservers.net/discord

MCMMO and leveling

Player Warps

Player Shops

Vote crates & parties

Events!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GovernByPower

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Hello, and thank you checking out the server. Right off the bat I want say, this is a home hosted server, so expect a few small hiccups with the server from time to time, although it runs pretty well. Right now, the server is in its early stages, we don’t have many active players. I’ve been promoting it though my small YouTube channel, Gordon Dreaming. At the moment I have 110 subscribers. If you want to be a part of a growing channels community, this might be what you’re looking for. I stream on the server quite often. Right, I should talk about the server now. So, this is a Faction Roleplaying SMP server, meaning that you create a faction, do things like going to war for example. You roleplay while having social interaction with other members. The faction plugin we use is Medieval Factions. A good faction plugin all around. We also have chest shops; chest shops allow you to sell items in chest. Last notable plugin we have is Dynmap, a website that host a 2D view of the server world. We have a lot more plugins and I’m always adding. So, if all of this seems fun, why not give the server a shot? Maybe even become a part of the small community by joining the discord! Lastly don’t expect a lot from the server.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kalif

Survival

welcome, i Kalif its just normal survival server. we have plugins for survival. discord: https://discord.gg/YVkBhJan6w join now! mc.kalif.fun:25583

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CubeSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

An extraordinary server with a great deal of player fun added to the endless possibilities for original development of your economy.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Varsk

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A Modded Political RP Survival server, take control of a province within the Republic of Varsk, govern your affairs, or run for Federal office!

Serve your Citizens in a provincial legislature, run for Parliament, or even serve in cabinet! Or just chill in the middle of nowhere on a farm, the choice is yours!

Whatever you want your path to be, a farmer from nowhere, a former guerilla fighter trying to adjust, or one who never laid down their arms, its yours to forge. So what are you waiting for, Join Today!

(Modpack is only available on the Discord server and membership in the DC is required to be able to vote and/or hold office)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ZRGCloud | 1.20.4 | SMP | GriefPrevention | Clans | Rankup | Pets | Much More

120vanilla, Clans, Donations, Griefprevention, java, Playermarket, Playershops, Playerwarps, Quickshop, Rankups, Survival, Thechunk, Towerdefense

ZRGCloud | 1.20.4 | SMP | GriefPrevention | Clans | Rankup | Pets | Much More Minecraft Server

———————————————————We are in development mode!

You can rank up in game /ranksCAN YOU GET TO THE RANK G.O.D?we have 10 ranks buyable with in-game currency, We offer just 2 ranks to be bought real money.If your still reading then what are you waiting for come join 🙂 play.ZRGCloud.com

——————————————————— What we support———————————————————

* Player-Warps – Set your own Warp* Player Particles – Create your own custom Particles* Core Arena – Fight waves of mobs and earn rewards* Player-Shops – Create your sweet dream shop* Spawner-Collectors – Lets see how OP you are!* Jobs – Select your job today, Master it….* Grief-Prevention – Protect your land today!* Rank-up – Can you get up to RANK GOD…* Quick-Shop – Easy to create your own today..* Mob-To-Eggs – What is your Favorite Creature? * Resource Worlds – No need to reset the main world or end or nether. Only the Resource Worlds.* So much more!

———————————————————_____Come take a look at play.ZRGCloud.com___———————————————————

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WarpedRealm – Custom Survival Server with Custom Mobs, Bosses, Items and more!

Adapt, Bosses, Community, Crates, Custombosses, Customitems, Custommobs, Discord, Economy, Enhancedsurvival, Friendly, Fun, Furniture, Griefprevention, Jobs, Landclaim, Landclaiming, mobs, Mythicmobs, Playershops, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Resourcepack, smp, Stackmob, Survival

WarpedRealm.com: A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

Our server offers custom items, including powerful staffs, tomes, hammers and much more, as well as a unique crafting system that allows you to create and upgrade gear to suit your playstyle.

Enjoy our new custom resource pack with emotes and furniture, and take advantage of our player-driven economy and player shops. With mini dungeons to discover, upgradable spawners, jobs and skills to master, custom armor sets to collect, and grief prevention claims to keep your builds safe, WarpedRealm has something for everyone.

Join us today and start your adventure!

IP: WarpedRealm.com

Discord

Gallery

Wiki

Store (Not P2W)

Features:The WarpedRealm Features a impressive variety of custom mobs, bosses and items with special abilities for you to find and conquer, other features include special fishing rewards like treasure and rare fish, Jobs, Griefprevention, Daily and Weekly quests, Consistent updates, A collection of Ranks which grant you access to amazing perks, upgradable spawners, a playerdriven economy and a lot more.

Full List:

(New) Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.In-game progressive ranking system over 32 RanksCustom DimensionsMini dungeonsCustom MobsUpgradable SpawnersJobsSkillsCustom fishingGrief prevention (Claims)QuestsCustom Armor setsCustom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and moreCustom crafting systemsPlayerdriven EconomyPlayershops

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Solar Network

KitPvP, PvE, PvP

Solar Network is a Minecraft Network offering an unique and joyful multiplayer experience! Our current gamemodes include: KitPvP , with more soon to come! Vote for our server to help it reach new heights in the Minecraft community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vanilla Lifesteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Vanilla

EPIC CRACKED MINECRAFT SERVER SURVIVAL NOT shitty hub based AND NOT FREE ATERNOS LIKE THE SHIT MINEHUT SERVERS JUST JOIN THIS IDK WHAT ELSE TO PUT ITS SEMI -VANILLA SMP EPIC JONI THIS SHIT ITS GOURMET

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PenWorld

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP

Welcome To Penworld! We have Bedwars,PVP,Creative and Skyblock is currently offline

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WildCraftMC Semi-Vanilla & Advanced SMP

Antigrief, best, Claim, Community, Crates, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Jobs, Land, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

WildCraftMC Semi-Vanilla & Advanced SMP Minecraft Server

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

WildCraftMCWhere the Wild, is home!

Server Population: Avg. 10 – 15+ playersDiscord Population: 2100+ membersStaff Age Range: 21 – 40+ yrs

✩‿︵ ✩ About ✩ ︵‿✩

In an endless sea of cold impersonal Minecraft Networks & Hub servers, WildCraftMC wishes to offer you something more meaningful, a server to call home.

WildCraftMC is a multi-purpose social community for everyone, whether it be over Discord or WC’s Minecraft server, we offer a multitude of premium features which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.

We would like to invite you into our server community & into our family.

✩‿︵ ✩ Main ✩ ︵‿✩

Version: Java 1.20+Established: April 17, 2011IP: play.wildcraftmc.comLocation: Eastern Coast of North AmericaWebsite: WildCraftMCDonation Store: StoreDiscord: DiscordVoter & Donor Ranks: Ranks

✩‿︵ Features ︵‿✩

༺ Grief Prevention ༻Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief for yourself or with members you trust.

༺ Community ༻We strive to make our server community feel as friendly & safe as possible to everyone that wishes to join us. Visit us on our Discord server to get a true feeling of what we are all about. We encourage players to discuss suggestions or concerns regarding the community as to fulfill everyone’s individual interests.

༺ Ranks ༻We offer two different forms of ranking: voting & donating. Earn increasingly better ranks by voting daily which provides you with donor-like perks, the higher the vote rank, the better the reward. Donor ranks are setup in a way to allow members to skip the process of daily votes while supporting the community at the same time.View more info here, Ranks.

༺ Crates ༻Redeem special keys from server events, contests, voting & donating to receive various unique rewards. Watch out for our monthly crate events!

༺ Economy ༻Our members earn economy by joining up to two specially designed jobs which offer a levelling mechanic to increase income over time. Other ways of earning is by participating in server events & setting up your very own player shop.

༺ Advancements ༻Included are a multitude of optional features, such as survival and creative worlds. An RPG play style to upgrade your player skills. Mini Bosses that drop rare collectible loot. Adventurous Quests that offer exclusive events and items to collect. An advanced fishing feature with custom levelling, rod augments, entropy & much more.

We offer an extensively customized advancement system (Blaze and Caves Datapack) that offers special abilities & rewards for completing 100’s of new achievement based advancements.

༺ Events ༻Vote PartiesBuild ContestsHoliday Themed EventsTreasure & Scavenger HuntsDiscord EventsNitro & Misc GiveawaysMovie Nights

✩‿︵ ✩ Misc ✩ ︵‿✩✩ Stacked Mobs/Spawners ✩Increase mob farm efficiency & Silk touch spawners

✩ LWC Protection ✩Lock chests, gates, doors, shulker boxes, etc out side of claims.

✩ Crazy Enchants ✩Additional enchantments with better abilities

✩ Clue Scrolls ✩Complete tasks & events to gain rewards

✩ Rocket Boots ✩Different boots give fun featuresFly, float & knockback mobs

✩‿︵ ✩ Extras ✩ ︵‿✩

Custom NPC Trades/warp SerenePost

Unique NPC Quests/warp QuestZone1

Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish/warp FishingVillage

WildCraftMC Semi-Vanilla & Advanced SMP Minecraft Server

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Happy Cubes

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

Happy Cubes is an Ultra Hardcore SMP. But what does Ultra Hardcore mean? Server was created for those, who think that normal survival is too easy. It provides features that make the gameplay challenging and more interesting. If you want to check your Minecraft skills, grab a pack of friends or join alone and face the Ultra Hardcore!

Server features:

Hardcore Lives – Each player starts the game with 5 lives. Lose life when you die. You can trade lives with other players or buy additional using items in game. If you lose all your lives, you can ask another player for a revive, buy it from the itemshop or wait 3 days.

Lifesteal – Lose one heart everytime you die. Killing other players gives more hearts. If you prefer not to fight, you can also get your health back by buying it with items.

Kill streak – Fight with other players and get Kill Streak points with every kill. The higher kill streak you have, the better bonuses you earn (also get visual auras!)

Longer Nights – Survive throug the 30 minutes long nights! Then have only 10 minutes to rest during the day.No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.

No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.

More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3982	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Underground Antics [1.20.4] Australian / Player Shops / Enhanced SMP / Plots / JAVA & BEDROCK / Simple Voice Chat Compatible

Adventure, Australia, Awesome, bedrock, best, Communitydriven, Cool, Creative, Custom, Economy, Epic, Friendly, Fun, Geyser, market, Markets, Medieval, Medium, Mods, Other, Plugins, Pve Economy, Server, Shop, Shops, Small, smp, Survival, Sydney, Underground, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

NOW UPDATED TO 1.20.4

Underground Antics

An established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.

ip: play.undergroundantics.au

Join our discord!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KizilayNetwork

Towny

Come to Our Brand New Towny Server, My Friend Ability to View the Game World on the Site Advanced Abilities System Inter-Player Trading System Advanced XRay protection Random Teleportation System (Captain) Ability to open menu with Shift+F keys The server economy operates on gold. Chat Competitions System FLY Cheat Protection Specially textured Tools, Sets and cosmetics MOB limitations to prevent server performance from decreasing Farming optimizations to prevent server performance from decreasing

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8844	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

gold coin

Survival

We are excited to introduce our new Minecraft server – Gold Coin! Our server offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players of all levels. With a focus on community building and teamwork, we strive to create a fun and inclusive environment for all players. Explore our custom-built world, complete challenging quests, and interact with other players from around the globe. Join us today and start your adventure on Gold Coin! Gold Coin is a Minecraft SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server that provides an immersive survival experience for players. Our server is centered around the idea of community and teamwork, and we encourage players to work together to build. Our world is full of exciting locations to explore, from sprawling forests to vast oceans. We offer a variety of challenging tasks and objectives that will test your survival skills and reward you with valuable resources. Whether you’re looking to build a bustling community or go on a solo adventure, Gold Coin has something for everyone. Join us today and start your journey in the world of Minecraft! also join the discord! https://discord.gg/WYUKN4N2 How to join? on bedrock ip: GOLD_COIN.aternos.me port: 57829 on java ip: GOLD_COIN.aternos.me

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.