Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OP Miners

Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to OP Miners [1.4.7 – 1.19] aka The BEST NEW Java OP Prisons server, here’s why you should join • We have so many custom items such as ranks, enchants, commands etc • We have the most friendly staff ever there to help you (but staff will NOT tolerate hacking) • We have a voting system, a crate system and avartars system to customize your looks ————————– ————————– If you hack you wil be permanately banned unless you buy an unban which is 1 unban / player. You only can buy one so be carefull. ————————– ————————– Thank you for playing on OP Miners and if you read this far, you can get a free rank by typing /franka in-game

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3814	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Steinercraft Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Based, Bedrockedition, communities, crossplay, Difficulty, Fetalfeast, HARD, PvP, Semi, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, Survival, Svensk, Svenska, Sweden, Swedish, Tokens, Vanilla, Vanillabased

Welcome to Steinercraft’s server page!We are running a survival Minecraft server. Our aim is to preserve vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as we see fit, with the exception of teleportation commands. There are no claims. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed. Cheating is prohibited. You can also join with Bedrock Edition using the same address. More information can be found by joining the server! 🙂

IP-Address: steinercraft.net Discord server: http://discord.me/steinercraft

Photo credits: MMB Studios

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ores Mined:	7110
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sleepii Tiime

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Sleepii Tiime, a cozy Minecraft server basking in the glow of the moon, where everyone is welcome, and we’re LGBTQ+ friendly. Our server is whitelist-only and exclusively for Java Edition players. Dive into our chill community, build to your heart’s content following simple rules, and chat with friends using Simple Voice Chat. Join us for some laid-back gaming and good vibes!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	780137

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

3319325537721648691

Survival, Vanilla

Want to try the hardest seed in Minecraft?

We host an SMP server running the hardest seed in Minecraft Bring your 200 IQ and join our server to try this famously difficult (100% real) seed spawn See how far you can grind in this resource-scarce island mini world Compare your progress, stats and screenshots of your builds with other players Server IP: play.3319325537721648691.com Learn about the history of the seed: https://discord.gg/GXyKx7cWmd

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VentureLand

Abilities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hardcore Pvp, Loot, Pve Economy, RPG, Skills, Unique

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses

No mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Aerouant Smp

Vanilla

This is The Aerouant Smp

>We have a strong, friendly, growing community and staff

>The Smp is completely vanilla

>Become a part of a group for a goal or idea.

>We welcome content creators to stream and make videos on the Smp, I plan on posting some myself

>We are looking for more staff specifically for the Smp as the server is getting larger and can no longer be managed by me and some friends

We look forward to meeting you

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Freeworld Survival

Survival, Towny

This server is a free world survival based server. We have a built up town that will provide everything that you may need or act as a perfect spot to roleplay and hang out with others. Outside the bounds, we have the wilderness where you can claim your own land and do with it what you wish. Come join us and enjoy.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FoxShot Realistic Creative Server

Airplane, Airport, America, BUILD, CAR, city, Craft, Crafty, Craftyfoxe, Creative, Economy, Fox, Foxshot, Foxy, Geyser, Mcmilitaryforce, Military, plane, Railroad, Railway, Realism, Realistic, Roleplay, Server, Ship, Shot, Train, Trains, Urban, Worldedit

FoxShot Realistic Creative Server.

Themes: Trains, City, Military, Aviation, Ships, Infrastructure, etc.

“I’ve built in single-player for a lot of my projects, but building on a server with a whole community would be a lot more fun. You can learn new things and make friends so I invite you to come! We have an entire world dedicated to building ships, trains and aircraft. “

We are looking for aspiring realistic Minecraft builders!

Geyser Bedrock Port: 19133How to join with Console Bedrock Server Xbox, PS5, Switch

See our towns:

/warp UK, /warp France, /warp Longview, /warp Foresthills, /warp bristow, etc.

If interested in being [Builder]please read Trial tutorial signs at /spawn or watch this video:

Discord: discord.gg/3Fdvecb Dynmap: http://mc.craftyfoxe.com:3985/world download: www.planetminecraft.com/project/world-of-foxshot-project/

Ban Appeals: send me a private message w/ reason of ban and why should we unban youFoxshot Wiki

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UnchartedMC

OneBlock, Skyblock

Come join UnchartedMC the first ever skyblock/oneblock combined! So come and check it out only if you want to of course!!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

❄️Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones • Faction • RP Server🔥

bedrock, crossplay, Economy, Events, Faction, Factions, Gameofthrones, java, Plugins, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

❄️ Ice & Fire 🔥

Factions • Roleplay • Quests • Events

•Ice and Fire is the original Game of Thrones themed Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros, dating back almost 10 years. Roleplay, Survive, Embark on Quests, Join a great house, and become a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.

•Begin your journey as a Wanderer from Kings Landing, where you can join one of the great houses from the Game of Thrones universe and explore a stunning recreation of lands from both Westeros and Essos. Players are encouraged to work togethor to make powerful alliances, grow their wealth, make their name known and earn Valuable Rewards. Engage in large PVP and PVE events where players can prove their honor, their cunning and of course earn valuable rewards! Do you have what it takes to win the Game of Thrones?

⏳ Regular Events- 🧭Quests- 🪙Economy-🚩Factions-📜Immersive Roleplay-🏰Expertly Detailed Castles-

🔀Crossplay-

☠️Bosses-🗡️Bounties-

🐎Jousting Minigame-💎Loot!

🤎Friendly Staff-

•For more info or to discuss, come join our community of over 500 members on discord:

discord.gg/mYAPQbsSSD

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	188
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Countries & Nations Minecraft Server (MODDED 1.19.2) [GEOPOL ROLEPLAY] [CREATE] [FREEBUILD]

BUILD, building, Civilization, Countries, Create, Factions, Freebuild, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopols, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, Political, Politics, Roleplay, Survival, Worldbuilding

NEW 1/21/24: END UPDATE!

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay.

On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!

To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.

https://discord.gg/MkErZgkHwG

SOCIALSTiktok: @official_cnmcinstagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC OfficialWiki: CNMC Wiki

LIVE DYNMAP: 0.0.0.0 (cnmc.us)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lyu MC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore a vast Minecraft server offering an Earth map scaled impressively at 1:500 ratio. Dive into a world brimming with custom items, textures, and an array of captivating content. Discover new adventures, build magnificent structures, and embark on epic journeys across continents. Join a thriving community of players and immerse yourself in endless possibilities on this unique server experience. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, there’s something for everyone to enjoy in this rich and dynamic Minecraft environment. Start your adventure today and witness the wonders of this meticulously crafted world.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zombie Lynx Gaming

Bedwars, Creative, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Skyblock, Bedwars, Survival, Creative, Great place for friends to hang out and have a good time. Everyone is welcome

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Apex Network

Creativeplots, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Smpsurvivalserver, Survival

**# Join Apex Network #**

**Apex Network is a new Minecraft server that was recently opened to the public.

Why you should join:– We are a growing community– We host events, store giveaways and other– The members & staff are kind, nice and respectful towards other members.– The server is Java & Bedrock crossplay

Current gamemodes:– Factions– SMP– Kitpvp – Creative

Gamemodes under development (soon to come):– Bedwars– Skyblock– and many more!**

If you could join it would be highly appreciated!

Link to the Discord:***# discord.com/invite/CkU3QFkCK5 #***

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain}

#youtube, 1201server, 1201smp, 120server, 120smp, 120vanilla, Adventure, Antigrief, Antitheft, Community, Customstructures, Customterrain, Customworld, Datapacks, Discord, Eulacompliant, Experience, Exploration, Friendly, Multiworld, Plugins, Portals, PvE, Pvesurvival, Rifts, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Universe, Vanilla

Discord for more info/announcements: https://discord.parallelmc.org

Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored. 🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain} Minecraft Server

Server Features:

NEW Community Update: Featuring an overhauled Entertainment District, proximity voice chat, pets, custom note block music, tons of new and revamped items, and new emojis, this marks the final part of the Community Update and has something for everyone!Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay: In fact, it’s more like open-universe gameplay. Players aren’t restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft, and they can also check out space, the sky dimension, and much more! Secrets are uncovered around every corner…Custom Features: Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures and fight through difficult custom dungeons, interact and trade with characters, use new items that fit a vanilla gameplay style, and much, much more!Active, Dynamic Community: You’ll never have trouble finding a friendly face on here! Players are also willing to help you out in any way possible, whether it be building, fighting, or gathering resources. Join our Discord to learn about our regular server events!Participate in Lore: Players actively shape the server’s story that has been taking place since April 2020 – learn more about it here!Active Economy: An actively-maintained Shopping District featuring dozens of vanilla chest shops! Characters also sell custom goods in and around the spawn town, and you can put items up for auction too!Quality of Life Improvements: Better wandering traders, shooting stars, player + mob head drops, XP storage… no detail is too small!NO LAG: Parallel uses dedicated server hardware to deliver you a constant stream of 20 TPS, lagless gameplay

🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain} Minecraft Server

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)Be respectful & use common sense when interacting with other players through chat and gameplayDon’t cause excessive lag (tick farms, too many mobs, etc.)PVP is not allowed unless all involved parties consent to itA fuller set of rules can be found on our Discord server!

Server IP = play.parallelmc.org

For more info, including a full set of rules and additional specifics about how our server is customized, join our Discord server: https://discord.parallelmc.org

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.