Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KickAxeCraft

    KickAxeCraft

    KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • EmpireCraft

    EmpireCraft

    Adequate adult administration, private areas, shops, etc. The server has Whitelist, so leave us your request on the server forum.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 78 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ShallWeCraft

    ShallWeCraft

    Amazing Server! Great Staff! 24/7 Fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3480 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Creationation

    Creationation
    Creationation

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Enchantments Applied: 92

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Jingos Minecraft Server Network

    Jingos Minecraft Server Network

    Welcome to our Minecraft Towny Server. We use Towny for protection. The people and staff are what makes our community great. Be a part of it. Join! Make sure to join our website for recent updates.

    Website – http://www.jingomcs.com

    Server Addresses towny. jingomcs.com 158.69.131.100 158.69.131.101 158.69.131.103

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Jeremy’s World

    Jeremy’s World

    I pay for this server and NO ONE else is on it except me. And I’m kind of tired of playing alone. I don’t want some massive community on my server, I just want a few people (though it can handle 20 players). I use Bukkit, I have a warp plugin installed, and I’m not asking for money to play on it. 100% uptime (except for when I have to update .jar files or backup the server). My email is “[email protected]” if you want to join.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Damned PvP

    Damned PvP

    A Faction/PvP Survival Server Plugins:Essentials, Factions, Multiverse, Signshop, PlayerHeads, WorldBorder, Votifier, iConomy, MCMMO, TimeIsMoney

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4347 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Kingdom Eternal (Multiple

    Kingdom Eternal (Multiple

    Mutliple servers!!

    When you join the server you will be teleported to the hub room, where you can choose which server you want to join. The following servers are:

    RPG TF2 Hunger Games

    Come check us out!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minederp

    Minederp

    Best server, trust me… 😉

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • EliteHero

    EliteHero

    Pvp server with all the bells and whistles!!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Villages Defended: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • VoidTeam Community

    VoidTeam Community

    VoidCraft is a survival build server, which means we want you to break your back and build grand creations… and be appropriately recognized. Creativity is such a focus that we have ranks to show off your skill in building. The most important aspect of our server, however, is the community. The VoidTeam Community server stresses friendship and sharing. Like skill, we have a ranking system based on community. The four highest ranks below staff positions clearly show the focus on community: goodguy, greatguy, veteran, trusted. That’s the core focus of VoidCraft- building big among friends.

    Register: voidteam.net/register

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Chimeras Created: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Kratos PvP

    Kratos PvP

    This server has been around for 1 week and we have had enough time to make it perfect for you guys. The players are friendly. Also, the staff is exceptional and will resolve any issues you may have in your Minecraft Adventure. We do have a great Faction community. But be careful with what faction you make enemies or allies with, just be careful who you choose as an ally.

    The server’s map is relativity hug , mainly for building faction bases with your friends and having huge wars. Our maps also have our Dangerous PVP Arenas witch factions can team up to defeat opposing factions or just for some added fun.

    The staff is online 24/7 to help you with your problems. We care about our players, so we don’t give a unfair advantage to Moderators over others. We pick the staff as a team and they are the ones to seek if your in need of some help

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CubicPVP Assassins creed

    CubicPVP Assassins creed

    CubicPvP is the best assassin creed based server out there. It offers 24/7 up time, no-lag pvp, and a great community. We have been up and running for over 3 years, and will not be going down anytime soon. Our server is dedicated to competitive PVP, along with parkour and looting. We have custom built maps and our plugins are completely custom, so you won’t see them on any other server. Our server includes: grappling hooks, cloaks, poison, darts, 1v1, skills, and tons of other exciting features.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • THE LOWER LEVEL

    THE LOWER LEVEL

    Welcome to the lower level!

    Unlike most servers, the lower level is completely underground! Large tunnels connect towns and structures. This server runs a 1.4.5 craftbukkit with many plugins including factions.

    We hope you like it!

    67.212.180.44:25565 Come try it out!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • OverCraft

    OverCraft

    Survival + City server, very good! with small Free plots & larger paid plots! play.overcraft.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ores Mined: 2814
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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