Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2999	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Mines Excavated:	1974	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WorldScape2

The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

Hope to see you soon!

Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ZeenCraft

We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SGPvP

–> SGPvP <-- SGPvP is not just an ordinary Minecraft server, it is a network of 7 servers and counting. The SGPvP server is brand new, however the server owner’s have formerly owner MinecraftSG.net before they transformed it into SGPvP.net. This transformation has meant that another 6 servers have been added to their arsenal of servers. –> THE SERVER <-- SGPvP is made up of a total of 7 servers running of 3 dedicated servers with a total of 56GB DDR3 Ram, and an accumulative of over 10GHz of processing power. The servers are as follows: The Hub Survival Games Elemental Warfare Survival Creative SkyBlock The Walls (Coming Soon) Each one of the servers is accessible through the IP play.SGPvP.net only!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Europe Gaming MineCraft

PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Utterlicious

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ReitCraft

Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kism3t

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Infinite Heights

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.