Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	222
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2979	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	367
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.