Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Emeralds Found:	758

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MildSeven FFA Community

Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EpriMC

Survival

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Current minigames:[RELEASED20THJULY[RELEASED20THJULY – spliff – hunger games(will be released later) – kit pvp About our plugins: – LWC to protect signs/chests/doors – Own region protections powered by AreaProtect – Logblock is to track players and rollback griefers – Buycraft handles donations ( /donate command) – FloAuction for player ran economy using auction system Ofcourse we got many other cool plugins but they arent so important

Server is completely ran just by donations. To help us pay for the server computer(s) you can donate at http://eprimc.buycraft.net/ .

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.