Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	54	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4196	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.