Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9148
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Flamepixel.net

Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading

Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TropicatedMC

1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features

TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

1.21.1, Active, Chaos, Contact, Custom Items, DEVELOPING, Discord, Drama, Experience, games, INFORMATION, java, Message, Moderating, new job, opportunity, Other, Overlord, part time, Players, Rewards, School, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, Survival, Tokens, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
Responsibilities	Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is experience required for moderating?	No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
Is this a paid job?	No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
Can this role be done part-time?	Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
How can I apply or get more information?	Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

climate, cold, Extreme Temperatures, hate, hate weather, hot, Minecraft, Seasons, Server, Temperature, Temperature Changes, temperature differentials, temperature fluctuations, temperature preferences, temperature ranges, variance, weather, weather annoyances, weather complaints, weather dislikes, weather extremes, weather frustrations, weather patterns, weather preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Christian, Christian beliefs, christian faith, Christianity, divine love, Eternal Love, FAITH, forgiveness, God’s love, grace, Hope, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Loves.., Minecraft, Redemption, Religious, salvation, smp, spirituality, unconditional love

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UltraRichMinecraftSMP

affluent individuals, billionaires, class divide, elite society, extravagant behavior, extravagant lifestyles, high society, jaw-dropping moments, lavish spending, luxury living, Millionaires, money talks, opulence, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, surprising encounters, ultra rich, UltraRichMinecraftSMP, wealth disparity, Wealthy

Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, growth mindset., knowledge, leadership, learning, lifelong learning, personal development, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, SkillCraft, Skills, Time management, Underrated, underrated skills

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DimensionsMC

+18, Community, countryside, discord server, dragon riding, fantasy roleplay, interview, law enforcement, magic arts, Medieval, modded Java, NPC economy, opening ceremony, Painting, PvE, PvP, Races, Roleplay, roleplay smp, Small Community, Survival, thief, Towny, treasure hunting, Whitelist

Hi There Adventurers!

Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bath, Chapter 71, Color Page, Demon Slayer, exorcist, Exorcist manga, FANTASY, japanese manga, leaked, Manga community, manga leaks, Manga News, Manga spoilers, manga updates, Minecraft, Nice Bodies, Nue’s Exorcist, Nues, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.