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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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