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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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