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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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