Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Potions Brewed:	147

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	New Chunks Explored:	213457
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	8896
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	3967
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.