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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	970
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Items Found:	4492	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Farms Harvested:	905	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crops Grown:	5004	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2946
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6317	Magic Items Found:	6902
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.