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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	58
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Buildings Constructed:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	213138
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6716

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Animals Bred:	90	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2843	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1790	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9357
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.