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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Void Gems Collected:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4819
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!