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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Buildings Constructed:	50	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	8663	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7630
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8832
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	6705
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Items Found:	2927	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6205	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2134	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
New Chunks Explored:	232739	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.