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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mines Excavated:	3555	Runes Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Location: North America, but we welcome players from all over. Version: Running 1.2, but clients running 1.18.2 and older are supported Platform: Java and bedrock players are supported! Server IP: crystalcove.mcserver.usWe are a new server with a fresh new world. We are primarily a vanilla server but we do have minimal QOL plugins as well as some fun plugins such as mob and player drop heads.We host various types of events such as – PVP Battles, Build Competitions, Hide & Seek, with many more to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	663	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2834
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SMP Server with nice pluginsThe economy is community driven, with a variety of ways to earn money. You can kill powerful mobs, set up shops or getting loot crates while farmingTo enhance the gameplay, we offer special abilities with AureliumSkills and there are over 200+ custom enchantments available.Players are also able to rank up, in game, using the economy to gain access to new commands and perks.– NO P2W Stuff – Vanilla Overhaul & 900+ Advancements – Custom World generation for the Overworld, Nether and the End – Create your own Kingdom with Towny – Be the most powerful Player at the Server 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.