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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	5007	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Mythic and Magic is a server with a mythical feeling. There’s different Elf races to choose from, quests to complete, ability to claim land, ability to toggle PVP and server cosmetics such as pets, mounts & emotes! It’s a welcoming, lovely community feel! We also have Hunger Games & Spleef! We hope to see you there <3

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ores Mined:	8583
Dragon Eggs Found:	3059	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7738	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	New Chunks Explored:	832041
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Animals Bred:	148
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.