Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9830	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	3117
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	987	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crops Grown:	7492	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6654	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	9237
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4533	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Potions Brewed:	192	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Emeralds Found:	7726	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5203	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	448091	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	140	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.