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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Buildings Constructed:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2360	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

– $1000 FTOP PRIZE – RAID & PVP EVENTS – KitPVP, KoTH’s & 1V1 – OPTIMISED PRINTER, Schematica – WORKING CANNONS – TNT Knockback & Damage Disabled – CROPHOPPERS, Sellwands & Super-Creepers – GENBUCKETS, Infinite – Cobble, Sand, Obsidian – VOID/SELL CHESTS, Chunk Busters, and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Items Found:	7621
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	98
Star Shards Collected:	213	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.