Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8980	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	112412	Star Shards Collected:	107
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Potions Brewed:	157

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	100
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Enchantments Applied:	135	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9227

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3397	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	845	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	208	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1588
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	479769
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.