Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Runes Activated: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Alien Abductions: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8917 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 224

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Villages Defended: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

    And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 47

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes
    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mine Mc

    Mine Mc

    LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Ores Mined: 9146
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1370 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • moonrealms

    moonrealms

    a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
    Description Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
    World Border 16X16K
    Features Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the server IP address?

    The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

    2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

    3. What is the world border size on the server?

    The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

    4. What features does the server offer?

    The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

    5. Can I use cheats on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

    6. What kind of community does the server have?

    The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

    7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

    Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

    8. How can I start playing on the server?

    Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 7863 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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