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Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed: 122 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16

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