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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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