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Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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