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If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	543	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	178
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	799
Villages Defended:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	5025	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crops Grown:	4733	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Star Shards Collected:	265

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

with AuVan

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Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	860258	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	982

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

All The Mods 10

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some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	99	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	63

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11