Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7550	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7634
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	3419	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Void Armor Forged:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Animals Bred:	196
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	209	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mines Excavated:	2049
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!