Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
Mines Excavated: 3469 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Meteorites Collected: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Divine Spears Created: 10 Runes Activated: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Zombie Dances: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Mines Excavated: 4965

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Potions Brewed: 79
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 373921 Dragon Scales Harvested: 377
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Villages Defended: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 295 Star Shards Collected: 63

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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