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Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Farms Harvested:	984	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3209	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4501
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	81	Farms Harvested:	239
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	7661	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

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Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Animals Bred:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Emeralds Found:	5327	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

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Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crops Grown:	1009	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1