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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8796 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 75 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
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