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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 833 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
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