Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	896
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Potions Brewed:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	3564	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4425	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	5401	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Farms Harvested:	564	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	5281	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.