Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Void Armor Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Farms Harvested:	863	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	131	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	2976
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	853
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	694252	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	205896
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Animals Bred:	132

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimension Hops:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.