Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2962	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Emeralds Found:	280
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	100

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Towns Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	135	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	6172	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5490
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4421

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	2500	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1642	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.