Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Magic Items Found:	8098	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	247

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crops Grown:	9164
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8936	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Items Found:	4294
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	2912	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ores Mined:	5803
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8524	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Void Armor Forged:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9494
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5341
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	255720

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	8082
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	262
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	488900	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Towns Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.