Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4959	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Animals Bred:	104	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	5621	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	907
New Chunks Explored:	936185	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6265

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Void Gems Collected:	36
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	856441	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3499
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2303	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Crops Grown:	7215	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.