Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	129
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2843
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8808	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	459
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	843
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Emeralds Found:	4700

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	2583
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Potions Brewed:	63

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6225
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!