Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crops Grown:	7399
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!