Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1459	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ores Mined:	1959
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	958

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	New Chunks Explored:	463135
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6407	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	184
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7207	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Dragon Eggs Found:	1752	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mines Excavated:	2527

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!