Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	1830

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5446	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	513
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	4358
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	282	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	140	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.