Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	New Chunks Explored:	597255
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4287	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5936	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4734	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7785

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Animals Bred:	49	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6255	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Potions Brewed:	136

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Armor Forged:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.