Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	352556
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Emeralds Found:	9650
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	3252
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Animals Bred:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5153
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.