Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mines Excavated:	3998	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3783
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4977	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	7115
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4169	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	279	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.