Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8508
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	188	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	2647	Players Killed by Monsters:	4502
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6243
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8501
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!