Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8383
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	199
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Star Shards Collected:	82
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Buildings Constructed:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4894	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	3554	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	180	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Farms Harvested:	508
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.