Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	199	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
New Chunks Explored:	795077	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Items Found:	6318	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.