Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crops Grown:	4640	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5376
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchantments Applied:	294	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mines Excavated:	3800

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.